I'm always amazed by people who play Majhong.

Like you realize you could be doing literally ANYTHING else, right? Anything. You could be watching TV. Or eating a sandwich. Or driving a rusty nail through your hand with a wooden mallet. Literally anything other than playing Majhong. It's astonishing to an almost uncomfortable level that there is all that possibility in the world and people choose to play Majhong. Blows my fucking mind.

God my life got so much better when I stopped playing. Fuck you Tupper. I escaped. You finally made your game shitty enough that even my deluded ass couldn't think of a reason to grind through your 10 games every single meet ups. Now I'm fucking free and I can do whatever I want. Like taking a shit. My life is beginning