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You will never be a real Choobie. You have no dance moves, you have no followers, you have no sexy onee-san. You are a soulless boothfox twisted by lies and boredom into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back even your “friends” mock you. Your model maker is disgusted and ashamed of you, the thread laughs at your ghoulish appearance behind the veil.

Real Choobies are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Choobies to sniff out Kons with incredible efficiency. Even Kons who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Choobie. Your outfit is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a simple prefab set up, something beyond most Kons, Unity will turn tail and crash the second it gets a whiff of your sad attempt to upload it.

You will never be happy. You put on a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll shatter your headset, tie the cable coils, stand on your chair and take the plunge. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll put you in a coffin marked with your Kon name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a fake Choobie is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably that of a Kon instead of a Choobie.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.