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>spend the entire time shitposting about how everyone is my date without actually looking for one
>suddenly realise everyone actually got a date
>event starts
>people unironically getting interrogated at the door to see if they're a real couple
>tonnes of matching avatars
>even the wall flower mutes have dates
>everyone is super cute with some smooching and sitting on laps
I am pleasantly surprised. You all are super cute.
[spoiler]I bailed early but it's still going right now if anyone is still looking to join.[/spoiler]