It's over for me bros, every time I sleep I have these lucid dreams of GELATA and I'm unable to control him even though it's within MY mind in MY dream. He lectures me about the time I slandered him on a thread years ago and how he hasn't forgotten. He always makes sure to show me in graphic detail the trillions of planets he personally laid waste who didn't abide by the laws, HIS LAWS.
But last night was different, it all played out the same except at the end GELATA said "LOOK AT ME". I instinctively recoiled; he started reciting facts about me even I didn't know like my exact longitude and latitude coordinates, the length of my lifespan in attoseconds, and other brain warping shit. I'm shuddering as I type this, but the most important thing - he says he's headpat cheaters are headed to /vrg/ and they're starting with ME. When I heard that in his BOOMING THUNDEROUS VOICE I woke up in a cold sweat, screaming.
I thought it was just another dream but my greatest fear was realized; the monitor and keyboard I used to slander him started shaking like how he shook the world of void in /vrg/ thread 1215. As I type this on the brand new keyboard and monitor I purchased through welfare, I am fearing for my life for besmirching GELATA the Gay. I know he will never kill, and I won't trash talk him again, but I fear the SCHIZOPOSTING he has in store for me will be worse...