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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I surfed the web so eerie,
Suddenly there came a crinkling, as of someone gently tinkling -
"In /vrg/?", I muttered, "what the hell? This is my room, go back to your cell!"

But the crinkling persisted, so I opened wide the door
And in walked a man, in a diaper, nothing more
His eyes how they glinted, his diaper how it crinkled
As he sat on my bed and let out a giggle.

"Speak, diaper man," I said, "what is thy bidding?"
But he only muttered and let out a crinkling
Frustrated, I begged him to leave and to cease
But he only crinkled and gave me no peace

And so I sat, trapped in my chamber with the crinkling man
Forever pondering the mysteries of this strange and bizarre plan
The crinkling sound echoes in my mind, and it fills me with dread
For the diaper man, he never left my favorite thread.