>>328193742
>>328200369
what did i tell you? never fucking post here again you sanrio motherfucker. you will suffer extreme consequences. i want to fucking murder you. you decide to take a vacation. i know im being repetitive with these but being forced out of your safe space (home) always sets up for the greatest stories. you take a look on tripadvisor for a good country to stay in and you decide its going to be mexico. youve heard horror stories about cartels but the hotel tripadvisor showed you seems to be in a nice enough location near a big city, the safest place to be. when the day comes around you pack your things and drive to the airport. the flight is relaxing. the ground below you always makes you feel so insignificant. you decide to take a nap. its a relatively long way afterall. you wake up when the plane is about to land, just in time. you get off the plane and look for your luggage at the pick up area. it took quite a bit of time for it to arrive, way later than most people got theirs but you eventually get yours. you go outside the airport and see your pick up car that drive you to the hotel you rented a room at. that is... ME!!! (im actually european i just like this premise okay) you dont know who i am quite yet but i am quite welcoming and show you to the car. we decide to have a little small talk and i talk to you about the general layout of the place youre going to stay at and the region. i tell you that cartels are pretty rough in this area. this wasnt on the website or on your google searches so you get a bit scared, maybe this wasnt such a good choice after all but your plane out of here is one week away now. you can see the hotel and were getting nearer and nearer... until we pass it. you tell me i just drove past and i tell you that i know. there is almost no traffic whatsoever here. you try opening the door on your side but its locked. the car has stopped and you look back to me. i have a gun pointed at your face.