>threads start to slowly die out and wither
>people are drifting into their discords
>"lo what's tis in the horizon?"
>the shitpost train brings in the fresh harvest and some beloved copypasta
>the people cheer as they start feasting on the shitposts like hungry wolves
>"man fuck the drama" they recite while wiping away the shitpost brown from their cheek
>the conductor j-man quietly winks at them
>"same time next thread"
he's not the hero we need, he's the hero we deserve