>>372950262
That's literally my best bro. I have a good 2-3 games with him before "daaaayddy ipad no charged!" Or "OH SHIT my wife pulling up". But even when he is afk half the match it tends to be better than a 13 year old.

PopOne fatties are always huffing and puffing and I don't bother telling them you can climb much easier flinging your self to a slow rhythm. They need to burn to calories. 

I don't know what to is with kids and the constant *crrkksktkfjsjsjkkkrassttskkskrr* fidgeting with their headset. Do they not fit kids well? That and I know they are going to scream every fucking time something happens and wonder why I don't want to bullrush the full squad parked on a rooftop. "GUYS WANNA HOT DROP IM HOT DROPPING!!"