>>300097125
Monkey = You
People = NA orbiting leaderfag and ignoring you
Stilts = Alcohol and your excel sheet of conversation starters
Falling down = Getting kicked from the meetup because you're not in the discord and people think you're a rando

>>300097439
Dog = You
Skateboard = FoTM booth avatar everyone wants to fuck
People = EU
Crashing into people = Getting yourself into drama because you attract somebody's vrfu