>>344927417
I switch to a merino avatar in a swimsuit on an alt account and leave it idle in a public instance while I sleep for 8 hours every day, every day when I wake up it has some friend requests, I accept all of them.

this account has over 100 friends by now. I never spoke a single word to any of them. I made them while being asleep and away from my computer.

god I love having so many friends I'm so popular