I have been asked to say a few words to the transgender arm of VR General Leaderfags, concerning recent successes in containing members of the resistance Goblin Team. Let me say up front that I regret having to temper my heartfelt congratulations with a strong measure of disappointment. But I wouldn't be doing my duty as your Shadow Leader if I didn't pass along the message I have received from our Glow in the Darks.

The votekicking of JeIly is an event of major significance, make no mistake. And while it's true that conceivably we could have taken him at almost any time in the last several years, the manner of his capture may prove to have unexpected benefits. It cannot have gone unnoticed by all resistance members that Rub on Me's capture coincided with the act of giving shelter to CIeetus. This might cause other resistance members to think twice before harboring The Cleet. It might cause them to question his allegiance; even prompt some to turn him out, or turn him over to our cause. However, we cannot count on such developments. CIeet's reputation is such that other desperate renegades are likely to grant him a great deal of license in the spirit of spreading general chaos and terror. This brings me to the one note of disappointment I must echo from our Glow in the Darks. Obviously I am not on the ground to closely command or second-guess the dedicated forces of the leaderfags, but this does not mean I can shirk responsibility for recent lapses and even outright failures on their part. I have been severely questioned about these shortcomings, and now must put the question to you: How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. CIeetus is a weeb who had hardly earned the distinction of his Holo AWP at the time of the EU Shootymans.