>Roleplaying in Blade & Sorcery as a peaceful gravity wizard in his tower, confused by all these attackers
>"STAND BACK, I MEAN YOU NO HARM BUT I WILL UNLEASH MY FURIOUS POWERS UPON YOU IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE MY HOME!"
>Charge up my staff with gravity
>Slo-mo tap a couple of buff dudes as they come at me to tag them with gravity debuff
>"YOU FOOLS!"
>Slam head of staff into floor to release AoE blast
>Laughing as they sail off into the distance in a glorious plume of purple magic

>Next day
>Watching television
>Mom comes in
>"Honey, I really think the gravity wizard should wear some clothes"