Yo yo yo, what's up fellow kids! *flips folding chair backwards and sits down in it* My name is Yubu and I'm here to tell you about this radical thing called Pypy Dance! Drinking alcohol and lying down in VR is totally wack! Instead, you should come move and groove with all your rockin' friends every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday night. Remember, there's nothing cooler than being healthy and exercising! 

Y-dawg, out!