>be me
>quit alcohol
>change name and avatar
>act so differently without alcohol in me none of the old friends recognize me
>someone who unadded me all of a sudden has a massive boner for me out of nowhere
>tells me it sounds like i drink pure estrogen
>they ask to be friends
>"but my friend request has been pending for years, you unadded me"
>confusion.jpeg
>hes super confused
>when he realises its me he blocks me
The funniest part is he only ever unadded me because I wouldn't suck his vr toes in private