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>peak around the corner
>C-Clamp like a boss
>Fuck yeah, so tacticool aw sweet
>Slicing that pie
>*bang*
>force of the shotgun slug rips the gun out of my hand, sends it flying in two pieces across the room
>Fuck, better reach for my sidearm, fucking Davecode, can't reach it
>Before I process what happens, I notice my arm ends slightly below the elbow
>I look at it confused
>*ka-chunk* BOOM
>my kneepad, now shattered, joined my rifle across the room
>I fall on the ground, like the rug was sweeped from under my legs
>*ka-chunk*
>I look up, completely dumbstuck
*where is the bomb*
>th-they went B
>they slowly move past me to flank my team, dropping a grenade next to me
>the last thing I hear are two radio clicks
>I'm now in spectator room, my limbs back to where they were
>there are donuts and soft drinks under the screen and my friends are sitting in the beanbag chairs laughing at what they've just seen and mocking how dumb my face looked