>grace EU meetup with my American presence
>scream 'HOWDY PARDNERS' at normal volume
>they all mumble in their incomprehensible accents
>yell quietly 'HA HA YEAH' as if I understood
>switch to my black male lewd avatar because all EUs do is lewd
>yurofags start blocking me
>probably because their toasters can't handle my 400 dynamic penis bones
>stick my black dick through an AFK boothcat
>gaffaw to myself 'HAHAH FUCKIN UNICORN USA USA USA'
>randos on my friends list start joining
>yurofags leave like cucks to make way for the real VRG meetup
>America wins again