>Made my first supersized model
>An Optimus Prime that's 6 meters high or some shit
>Trippy as fuck when I swap to it
>Expected to just be really high, but when I bend down everyone and everything is fucking tiny
>Can cup an entire loli in my giant metal hand
>Go to a pug bar and can't see shit
>Realize my head is in the ceiling so I crouch down and bump into a couple lolis at the door
>They reach their hands up and say they'll help me inside
>Literally hunched on my floor practically crawling my way into the bar
>People flipping out as my huge hand grabs the corner of the wall and I pull myself into view
>Still have to hunch over to keep my head in view, look down and place my hands on my model's knees
>Get a drink of vodka and drop the bottle into my face and everyone cheers like I'm a retard learning to play basketball
>Stomp over to the dancefloor and everybody follows, dance my metal ass off
>Someone eventually asks me to turn into a truck
>Realize that I in fact can not turn into a truck, but tell him I will try
>Throw my arms out kick, flipping around before balling my arms in my chest and curling up in a ball
>"Did it work?"
>People start gathering up and telling me how to turn into a truck
>"You've got to fold your head in first"
>"No you've got to tuck your legs into your butt"
>Decide to give it one more try
>Shout at the top of my lungs, "AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!!"
>Drop to the floor and spaz the fuck out like a maniac while the crowd cheers
>"It's happening! I can feel it!"
>Think I hear someone in the crowd say my real name as I drop completely to the floor and throw my hands forward with fingers pointing forward, head between my knees as I start making car noises
>Start rumbling and rolling as I hear from right next to me "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??"
>Rip my headset off and my roommate is standing there watching me
>Was woken up by someone screaming AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT
>Don't even know what to say besides "I'm Optimus Prime"
>MFW
pure gold