>Go to the black cat
>Pretend to serve drinks it's fun
>Suddenly a crowd of people come up to me
>"What the fuck do you think you're doing serving drinks? Are you some sort of attention whore? Huh? You thought serving drinks would be a good way to make people look at you? That's fucking sick, you are fucking pathetic, you should die. Get out of here now"

If only I were strong enough to know what allegory meant.