please start headpatting me, i am an adult male in his mid 20's, headpat me and ONLY me. I have not been deprived of love and affection for decades. i will become extremely smitten with you, you are so awesome and seeing you give someone else makes me feel unnecessarily jealous and will devestate me to the point of crippling mental anguish and depression where I will have a verbal and explosive drunken spergout for months.