Every Tranny down in /vrg/ liked discord a lot.
But the Goblin Tranny lived just North of /vrg/ did not!

The Goblin hated discord! The whole discord season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be, perhaps, that his HMD were too tight.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.

But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his dick was two sizes too small.

But, whatever the reason, his dick or his HMD,
He stood there on discord orgy Eve hating the trannies,

Staring down from his cave with a sour, Jelly frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town,

For he knew every Tranny down in /vrg/ beneath
Was busy now hanging a hollytranny Feath.

"And they're hanging their VRSocks," he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is the orgy! It's practically here!"

Then he growled, with his Goblin fingers nervously drumming,
"I must find some way to keep discord from CHOOMING!

For, tomorrow, I know all the Tranny girls(boys)
Will wake bright and early. They'll rush for their toys!

And then! Oh, the shitpost! Oh, the shitpost! shitpost! shitpost! shitpost!
There's one thing I hate! All the shitpost! shitpost! shitpost! shitpost!