i unironically want a jelly vrfu
>passionate to a fault
>can't hang out with anyone else because he's scared them all away
>able to change his sleep schedule to spend all of his time with you
>cute voice
>if you break up everyone will side with you, you won't ever be at fault because "jelly tricked them into X", probably get more action than you did before
>no one will believe anything bad he says about you afterwards because jelly bad
where do I sign up?