Where have all the good gays gone
And where are all the chads?
Where's the streaming celebrity
To fight the rising tops?

Isn't there a trusted user, upon a fiery avi?
Late in the pug I drink and scream
And I demand what I need

I need a vrfu, I'm holding out for a vrfu
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be nice
And he's gotta be gays
And he's gotta be fresh from the night

I need a vrfu, I'm holding out for a vrfu
'Til the NA's plight
He's gotta be sweet
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be better than wife!
(better than wife!)

Somewhere as i lay drunk
inside a public just h parti
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone looking out for me

Racing for my hand
And rising up with me
It's gonna take a Superman
To cure my hangover sleep!

I need a vrfu, I'm holding out for a vrfu
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be nice
And he's gotta be gays
And he's gotta be fresh from the night

I need a vrfu, I'm holding out for a vrfu
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be nice
And he's gotta be gays
And he's gotta be fresh from the night

Up where the couples have all the fun above
Out where the loveboats cross the sea
I could swear that there's someone somewhere watching me
Trough TDA's Booths and the room of the rain
And the crashers and the mods
I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood

I need a vrfu, I'm holding out for a vrfu
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be nice
And he's gotta be gays
And he's gotta be fresh from the night

I need a vrfu, I'm holding out for a vrfu
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be nice
And he's gotta be gays
And he's gotta be fresh from the night