Where have all the good chads gone
And where are all the Tops?
Where's the street-wise Medicatee
To fight the rising Schitzoss?

Isn't there a white knight in a optimized avatar?
Late at night I cheer and kippis and drink
And I dream of what I need

I need a Vrfu, I'm holding out for a Vrfu
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a Vrfu, I'm holding out for a Vrfu
'Til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
(Larger than life)

Somewhere after midnight
As i lay drunk on the floor
Somewhere just beyond my fov
There's someone joining on me

Racing for the groomers
And rising in the thread
It's gonna take a gigachad
To take me away from the feet

I need a Vrfu, I'm holding out for a Vrfu
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a Vrfu, I'm holding out for a Vrfu
'Til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
I need a Vrfu, I'm holding out for a Vrfu
Til the end of the night

Up where the playspace reaches the heavens above
Out where the joining splits my crotch
I could swear that there's someone somewhere watching me
Through the discord and the social tab
And the thread and the site
I can feel his approach like a fire in my heart

I need a Vrfu, I'm holding out for a Vrfu
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a Vrfu, I'm holding out for a Vrfu
'Til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life