(He's a schizophrenic)
(Affeo Schizophrenic, Affeo Schizophrenic, Affeo Schizophrenic)

Young Affeo Fenton, he was just 14,[1]
When his parents built a very strange machine.
It was designed to view, a world unseen.
(He's gonna catch em all 'cause he's Affeo Schizophrenic.)

When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit,
But then Affeo took a look inside of it,
There was a great big flash, everything just changed,
His brain worms got all rearranged!

(Schizo, Schizo)

When he first woke up, he realized,
He had a snow white client, and glowin' green brain worms.
He could walk through walls, disappear, and ESP,
He was much more unique than the other guys.

And it was then that he knew what he had to do,
He had to stop all the schizos that were comin' through,
He's here to fight, for me and you!

He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's Affeo Schizophrenic,
Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's Affeo Schizophrenic,
Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's (Affeo Schizophrenic.)