The Curse of the Vibrating Lovense Edge
A Horror Story
by Jelly

Whilst investigating the death of a local Desktopper, a French Shitposter called Arrow Slash uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, Vibrating Lovense Edge circulating throughout Virtual Reality Lewd General. As soon as anyone uses the Lovense Edge, he or she has exactly 377 days left to live.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look distorted. A marked person feels like a Smelly Cat to touch.

Arrow gets hold of the Lovense Edge, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a Cringe Snake balancing on a Cute Desktopper, an old newspaper headline about a lewding accident, a hooded Pig ranting about feet and a drinking well located in a circlejerk place.

When Arrow notices his toes have Cat-like properties, he realises that the curse of the Vibrating Lovense Edge is true and calls in his ally, a Sockposter called Anonymous , to help.

Anonymous examines the Lovense Edge and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the Cringe Snake balancing on a Cute Desktopper particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.

Arrow and Anonymous pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded Pig. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?