The NA experience:
>be American
>join meetup
>immediate hit by the sound of 80 people yelling
>feel uncomfortable with the awkward silence
>shout DID SOMEONE SAY SHOTS?!
>the call for shots is echoed around the room
>CHEERS KIPPAS KAMPAI (literally) FUCK NIGGERS (because we're American)
>take sip of 2% beer
>immediately hit by the effects of this strong American liquor
>WOAH BROS I'M SO DRUNK
>start trying to kiss someone you met at the IRL meets
>I'M NOT GAY MAN FUCK LEWDERS
>toggle shirt off
>OOPS HAHA I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT
>accept invite to private room
>get fucked in every hole
>return later to tell everyone how lewders are ruining /vrg/
>log off and shitpost the thread about the latest discord drama
>repeat