Do you want my good will again?
This is what you must do:

I want you to get out a pen and paper, write your name down with a timestamp. Then I want you to find the nearest scale in your domicile, and if you don’t have one, buy one. Then I want you to stand on top of the scale, pull out your phone, and take a picture of the scale’s reading with the timestamp and your feet in view. Post in in the latest thread.
If the reading is not what I expect, perhaps I will consider taking my foot off the gas pedal for the time being.
You have 24 hours to complete this task.