>the year is 2023
>load up vrchat
>EAC makes sure I'm not using any naughty mods
>log in
>vrchat automatically deducts 10 vrcoins as i load up my avatar
>standard shader anime girl stares back at me
>wtf
>check my vrcoin wallet
>my subscription to poyomi pro™ has expired and i don't have enough vrcoin in my wallet to resubscribe
>my portable mirror subscription has run out too
>everyone laughs at me for being standard shader
>but at least they've overhauled the UI three times this year