I'm going to write this here because nobody of any importance will see it, so my secret will be safe but I will still feel the weightlifting relief of having gotten it off my chest;

I am sexually attracted to RubJellyOnMe's version of the character Shinobu, from Monogatari. Very specifically only that version of the character, no other version, official or otherwise, interests me in the slightest but every time I see the RubJellyOnMe Shinobu version of Shinobu I think goddamn what a sexy fucking bitch I would make him mine.

It feels good to have that weight off, thanks.