>>417002525
>but this looks downright ridiculous
sure fucking is, i hate it but i can't find anything close to it. 
>>417002769
>Press delete with them selected and choose "edge loop" from the list. Dissolve means to merge into the connected parts.
i select a few rows, every other selected, and then do this. it doesnt make much progress but it doesnt rip, though. am i doomed?