>>306064565
triggerpress, touchpadpress, and menubutton weren't set in the bindings. Manually adding those in fixed it and the game works fine: I had a lot of fun just going through the tutorial and will get back to the game later when I'm less hungover.

My only few comments relate to controls. Using the grip buttons as the default break was a bit annoying since I accidentally pressed it while trying to run. Trying to do precise jumps was also annoying since you had to swing your arms and press trigger to jump, rather than just tap trigger. (Slow) movement on joystick or something would also be appreciated for platforming.