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>there are people who would unironically rather have a scorpion in their headset
You are mistaken. Spiders are downright pleasant compared to fucking scorpions. Scorprions are designed for intense battle. They have multiple weapons and are heavily armored enough to survive a sandal slam. Their poison is extremely painful and can even be deadly. They're also fast as fuck and very aggressive. They also have live young whos poison is even deadlier than their own.