Isn't it crazy that even the cutest, most beautiful vrfu in the world, in any situation, no matter how dignified, can still remember exactly what it feels like to take a shit? She has that memory permanently stored in her brain after doing it so many times over the course of her life!

Isn't it lewd that she even remembers it as something pleasant and relieving? She's a fucking whore for finding it pleasant! How can she live with herself?