Oh would you look at the time! 
>*train noises*
The conductor is now accepting tickets! ALL ABOARD THE SCHIZO EXPRESS!
It's 8AM Sharp! We're departing soon! Get your tickets and balls ready for the wild ride!
>*clip clip clip clip clip*
Ah, yes! (You) sir/madam(sir) are indeed a certified Schizo! Welcome aboard! TOOT TOOT!