>post cute picture of animegirl conquering birdboy lap
>dickdriven retard sees post
>"hurr durr look they had SEX look how DEGENERATE they are hurr"
>meanwhile the conqueror of laps has REFUSED any approach of the Birdboy about how he wants to mating press the L.
>they claim vicory anyway

why yes, i also will win at chess when i just topple the board and proclaim checkmate.