Yo Moubie Poopie it was 2019
When he bought Gaben's very gay machine
It was designed to view, a world of peen
(He's gonna shit his pants cause he's Moubie Poopie)

When They saw all the fags, the normies just quit
But Moub took a look inside of it
There was a great big flash, everything just changed
His sexuality got all rearranged!
(Poopie, Poopie)

When he first woke up, he realized
He had long blonde hair, and boobs super-sized
He could drink till noon, melty-out and cry
And he's much more attracted to other guys!

And then Moubie knew what he had to do,
He had to groom all the newfags that were coming through!
He's here to lewd both me and you!
(He's gonna shit his pants cause he's Moubie Poopie)
(He's gonna shit his pants cause he's Moubie Poopie) 
(He's gonna shit his pants cause he's...)
(Moubie Poopie)