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>>283936048
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nair-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/dp/B00HZ24I18
[spoiler]I have the same kind it's pretty good but don't put it on your face asshole or balls.[/spoiler]
>>283936217
Good thing one's always had good hygiene and isn't actually retarded. You can't really changed 280lbs either, he'll need surgery for the skin flabs afterwards and since he works a retail job, will never afford it with american health care.