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1. Find literally anyone willing to stand in the box in front of the bouncer and momentarily clip heads into each other. 
2. Put your waifu on a body pillow model and add it to your avatar. 
3. Any other creative option that technically gave you a "date"
4. Get put in the incel cage for 5 minutes and then finally be let out after orb inevitably fills it with legitimate couples because he's running around with the incel stick as "security"
I feel like it was never a problem and was never going to be a problem except for the people who really wanted it to be a problem and so made it out to be a bigger problem than it really was.