"In these United States a “wellness check” by a governmental police agency is not warranted without a non-anonymous credible complaint, and may result in a phone call or knock on your door. It is the duty of police to presume a citizen is fine otherwise and unless invited, would be violating the law to enter your house"
We did it. The police are gonna call Jelly. Get fucked Jelly. Hahahahah Holy shit this is hilarious