>>271004096
Drunk pavlov is for dicking around. Rifles are the most optimal choice, so they're counter intuitive to the point of doing silly meme shit and taking it casually. Doubly so if you're sober, as your manual dexterity is uninhibited by alcohol you refuse to partake in. You're the only one playing without being put in some form of lesser ability, putting you at an advantage that to compete with is antithetical to drunk pavlov.