>90 years old
>on your deathbed
>wife holds your hand
>"I'm here for you honey.. is there anything you want me to he-"
>"I'm..*cough*... I'm so glad I spent my entire life on /vrg/, shitposting and dramaposting really made my day...*cough*"
>closes eyelids slowly
>*beep*...*beep...*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*