Is Jelly ill, Is Jelly ill, Is Jelly ill
Is Jelly ill today, Mr Kirk, Jelly's in the thread!
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne
Jelly's shitposting problem is way out of hand
The /VRG/ board have decided to expel
Jelly from the entire vrchat community
Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Jelly's shitposting
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Jelly is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Play the kazoo, let's have it tune
On the count of three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth!