There's few things I find more amusing than checking this thread occasionally, just to watch the socially inept of this community (and my oh my there are many of you) struggle with absolutely basic concepts such as "having friends."
"What do you mean I'm not one of their closest? I've fulfilled the technical requirements of spending at least 150 hours in their presence! I didn't talk or interact with them much of course, but I was there! I sometimes joined on group activities that required minimal input from myself!"

I have a hard time convincing myself that some of you aren't just a squad of aliens pretending to learn human social characteristics, and failing miserably. If not at the very least, some of you have undiagnosed Asperger's, and some of you have simply never spent free time outside of your bedroom, around anyone besides that token weird kid you somehow got along with in middle school and they stuck around since. Now you expect things to be different for some reason.