>buy Swords of Gurrah because everyone's jerking it off
>first training dummy in the tutorial registers no damage
>locker room is a completely random array of various bullshit
>throwing weapons that arbitrarily attach to your hand for a few seconds after picking them up
>painful UI navigation that requires you to grab and pull everything instead of using the sticks ever
>some kind of training thing that resets its score constantly 
>spear handling is actually great and better than BnS or Gorn but trying to hold it 1H completely negates the damage
>try to find a match to maybe get some actual gameplay
>only one visible server across all regions and it's one Euro locked in a private locker room
epic.