All I want is someone to play fighting games with me a lot and just absolutely dominate me every time we play. Recognize and take advantage of all of my shortcomings, just absolutely abuse me and beat me up until I can't take it anymore and cry. And then I want to get on VRC with them and have them pull me close and give me headpats and tell me what I did better than last match or what to improve. 
And then I want to do it again the next day.
Please, I just want a VRFriend like that.