Well, it happened. 
Your epic, ironic, voreposting has fucked me up. 

I got hard to so big fucking fangs last night and now it's time to hang myself.
I saw them and subconsciously my brain was all "Hey, I've been told that's hot as fuck" and then my dick was like "Hey, I'm being told that's hot as fuck" and by then it was too late. It was all over. 

Thanks /vrg/.