Ok, I've managed to secure a 3d modeler to replace the hacked models in Egg VR.
The only problem is he is quite expensive, and so I'm going to be opening up a Kickstarter to help fund this creation.

To get your name stamped on an egg it's $5, and there are tiers up to $500 where I will personally come to your house, boil you an egg, and then personally bathe you in a hot bath to simulate the experience of being a boiled egg.

Link will be up soon, so look out!