Post funny 4chan moderator quotes I'll start

[spoiler]Rules don't mean anything anymore
Just look at how /trash/ is supposed to be a board where deleted threads get sent. This is not the case except for a few public executions
You're just being an asshole and get banned accordingly
Not happy about this? >>>/qa/ is that way, or use the IRC
If you cared this much about the rules, you wouldn't be shitposting on /vg/ in the first place, hypocrite[/spoiler]

Why are the 4chan mods hypocrites who shitpost people they dislike, ban people who disagree with them and cause drama while saying the rules dont matter, but then interpersonal drama is off topic?