>go to vr comiket
>there's an avatar at one of the shops
>he shouts konichiwa
>cant speak japanese
>say hello
>he says konichiwa again
>get nervous
>say hello again
>look at the sample
>he shouts THANK YOU
>sweating
>hit the buy button
>he shouts THANK YOU
>run away
>realize he's probably a bot
fuck