My most precious things seem about to be stolen,
By a goblin that's burrowed into every general;
My peaceful moments have already collapsed
Being unconcerned, so nonchalant,
Before I even noticed, it'd been torn away...
If I'm gonna get it back, I have to act right away!

With the sharpness of a deagle headshot,
These post reports are a thing of beauty!

I'll report you anywhere
I'll report you anytime
You know I'll report you
There is no escape
Start running, report you
Again tomorrow, report you
Until I've kicked your god damn ass
Victory is decided by your tenacity
So I'll report you

With the sharpness of a deagle headshot,
These post reports are a thing of beauty!

I'll report you anywhere
I'll report you anytime
You know I'll report you
There is no escape
Start running, report you
Again tomorrow, report you
Until I've kicked your god damn ass
Report you (3x)
I've been reporting this goblin
Report you (2x)
Still not ready to wake up
Victory is decided by your tenacity
So I'll report you