>Phone my VRbutler
>Connect 16 base stations
>Half of them get red light of death
>by the end of my session another 4 die
>Play some good old sweaty Pavlov
>Doing fine, never load in time for pistol-round because had to sell SSDs to afford spare Knuckles
>Develop drift the 9th round
>Toss the drifting controller to my butler, I can feel the paint flakes stuck to my hand
>the hand strap snaps mid-air, sending the controller of course, it lands on a pillow but the trigger breaks anyway. F.
>my butler throws me a new one just in time for the next pistol round
>3:1 KDRatio, not bad, make a screenshot of my scoreboard to post on the D***ord
>mapchange, take off the headset, re-hydrate, my butler swaps the 3in1 cable because it's flickering already
>attaches a ziptie for the broken clamp
>tfw playing VALVe Index