Great question random anonymous citizen! We here Hands Holding LLC alongside our WholesomeCuddleBot(tm) are opening up new factories for the expected massive demand for our new product. As such we need assembly line workers, and lots of them! We are in fact hiring now for our Work for Cuddles initiative where 100% of your paycheck will go to your own personal WholesomeCuddleBot(tm).
Now, I'm sure you have some questions, but don't worry we have you covered. Like you may be asking 'Wait Hands Holding LLC, if 100% of my paycheck goes to WholesomeCuddleBot(tm) how will I afford food and shelter?" Well, don't you worry our factories have on-site barracks and three whole meals a week all expenses paid! Along with the other great perk is each factory having its own fully-featured singular WholesomeCuddleBot(tm) so that you and your hundreds of other coworkers won't have to wait to experience her feature-rich frame! And the best part? you'll be on a 7-day week 18-hour shift so you can reach your goal of a WholesomeCuddleBot(tm) that much faster!

So come on down and apply today! We have a constant need for go-getter, do anything, risk-taking, safety be damned employees!