A little while from now, maybe two hours, maybe three, maybe I might forget, perhaps this could be all an elaborate ruse, but I'll be turning the AC on at the Chiitoitsu parlor again. Come by a little and buy some premium dakis so parlor upkeep doesn't make me take a wound to the knee. Bring your booze, take out your bongs as a special occasion and even those zoomie e-cigars and have a good time(but not the coomer kind).

don't know how to play?
LINK graciously borrowed from /mjg/: https://repo.riichi.moe/
and if you don't like reading, here's a mahjong starter: [YouTube] How to Play Mahjong (embed)
and a basics playlists: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPBLBlC-7G3s92GyGOprSmZ1mqgh0U0DI
(don't worry about the setup)