You're a mean one, Mr. J.
You really are a dick!
You're as cuddly as a fap rag,
you're a lolli without a lick.
Mr. J!
You're a bad Bananers,
you only take black dick!
You're a goblin, Mr. J.
Your conscience is horrid!
You smell like asparagus piss,
you want to fuck a European kid.
Mr. J!
I wouldn't touch you with a,
freshly washed VRpole!
You're an evil one, Mr. J.
You have fungus in your toes!
You were filled with greasy VRcum from your so-called best bros,
Mr. J!
Given the choice between the two of which,
I'd take the,
[spoiler]greasy VRcum![/spoiler]