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you're supposed to wear provocative clothing and say "boy, i hope no hoodlum pervert sweeps me off my feet and grooms my vulnerable buttocks into a man meat hotdog while i bend over suggestively" in a loud voice, when the target approaches your buttocks you should make surprised gasp noises even if you're not really surprised and say "oh no, a big bad groomer is going to fill my hotdog buns with his big juicy sausage, someone help him!"