>derping around in Elite
>get pulled out of warp by another player
>it's a fuckoff huge gunship converted in multicannons
>that's painted like a fucking Christmas tree
>vr somehow makes this 10x more unnerving
>like this gaudy thing is the size of an apartment building and the smallest guns on it are the size of trucks 
>immediately resigned to my fate of getting brrtttt
>"Merry Christmas!"
>dumps like 20mil worth of gems and fucks off