jelly was a little lamb
his fleece was white as cum
and everywhere that jelly went
shitposts were sure to come

he made his home in /vrg/
he thought that he could rule
when leadership he could not gain
he cried "just like highschool!"

and so their discord threw him out
but he still lingered near
and waited patiently in vr
till newfags did appear

and then he ran to them, and said
"i haven't done no wrongs,
the leaderfags made that stuff up"
and he'd string them along

"they're sociopaths and liars all,
pretending to be nice -
they'll stab you in the back, they will
stay away is my advice"

but even when his every word
said they and he should leave
and every bridge and doorway burnt
"please, just unban me, please"