Heeeeello, this is /Dal290/. Today we have a Jelly Belly Pet Vampire Gummi Candy, Jelly Belly Pet Vampire Gummi Candy. Let’s slice it open, so he can breathe. Mmm, fresh air. Pet Vampire time to come alive. Escape the package, escape the package. Pet Vampire is very big and long, very big and long. The bottom is very flat. Good boy, very good boy. Pet Vampire is a very good boy. A-Vampire-rire-rire-rire, A-Vampire-rire-rire-rire, A-Vampire-rire-rire-rire. Smell my finger, smell my finger. I’m giving my Pet Vampire a head massage, a head massage. My Pet Vampire has a strong bungee cord, a strong bungee cord. I must have this bungee cord, snip it off. Snip! Awe, I like my bungee cord. It is cute. Cut out his eyeball, cut out his eyeball. I wonder if Pet Vampire has a brain, I wonder if Pet Vampire has a brain. Let’s find out. Cut him open! I think I found his brain, I think I found his brain. I can not pull it out. It is stuck inside. Bah duh bah duh bah nah nah nah nah. Bah duh bah duh nah nah nah nah. Peace, Peace Out!