>Hey, look who finally came out of his cave! How's life in the "cyber world" been treating ya? You know I saw a commercial earlier for that Facebook virtual reality thing, maybe we should pick up one up for the little cousins' Christmas presents! 
>I hear you're really big into this kinda thing anon, your parents were just telling me about how you have all those expensive gizmos already. So what kind of things do you actually DO with it?
Well, anon?