Lets entertain this idea that there is a person out there in their bedroom passionately typing all this crap trying to defend stinky, imagine instead of cooking a breakfast, or doing literally anything, mind you this has been going since like last night. their entire sole purpose is to defend stinkys honor, passionately defending, post after post after post after post. In a thread where nobody cares. "I will show them, I will show r/vrg that stinky is innocent!" so he/she/it continues to reply, and reply, and reply. imagine how soul draining it must be. That instead of washing your ass, maybe eat some food, or get some sun. This is what you do with your time. What if all this isn't samefagging? what if? 

[spoiler]Also are doing it for free.[/spoiler]