Okay I'm just gonna throw you guys a bone here, they hate the guns you can't add the cutesy "fu" at the end if it makes the word harder to pronunce.
>augfu
>umpfu (this is like something some cute anime girl with a lisp would say)
Revolverfu? Not so much. Sounds retarded, makes anyone that says it sound retarded. We don't like retarded, it reminds us too much of meatspace, and we're P R O T E U S E D into anime girls, nerf revolver. Buff umpfu... hehe umpfu...