Since we're on the topic of sexuality and shit I have a story I want to share with you, of something I witnessed first hand today in town. You likely won't believe me that it happened but I'm still going to tell you. 

I was walking down the shops to get some milk, bread, and a bag of logs for the fire, when I noticed a bunch of schoolkids coming down the street ahead of me. They looked to be around 14 years of age and were a mixture of boys and girls, all the boys looked a little "exuberant" but that's just how zoomers are isn't it you can't judge them from their style of dress these days. 
Anyway i'm getting closer to this group of kids and suddenly another kid, a somewhat nerdy but tall boy, who was travelling in the same direction as me, stops and says "Jenna? Is that you?" to one of the oncoming group. One of the boys, who had only what I can describe as "nigger hair" and was wearing a huge oversized scarf took a step back and said "OH EMM GEEE IS THAT YOU DAVID?" to which the other boy replied "It is! I can't believe we've bumped into eachother like this we've only met online before!" and then they embraced and started kissing. 

That sounds fucking made up doesn't it? It sounds like something a pervert would shitpost about and I'm fully aware of that fact. Since I got home with my shopping I've not been able to shake the fact that maybe they were pulling a prank on me, trying to "shock a boomer" or something something? 

But yeah anyway what I was saying is this ongoing discussion reminded me that you're all massive faggots like those zoomers.