>they look a little nervous.
>alright I need all patriots to report to their designated liquor stores immediately.
>FF, can I borrow that?
>Sir.
>good morning.
>[mic squelch]
>GOOD MORNING.
>In a few hours VR gamers from here will join others from around the world and you will be launching the largest weekday alcoholic event in the history of /vrg/.
>/vrg/...that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
>we can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
>we will be united in our common interest(alcohol).
>perhaps it is fate that monday is the 4th of July.
>and you will once again be drinking for our freedom, not from wagies or furries or schizos
>but from being sober 
>we're drinking for our right to live, to be cute anime girls.
>And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as a coomer event, but as the day /vrg/ declared in one voice: 
>We will not go quietly into the night!
>We will not vanish without a drink!
>We're going to drink on!
>We're going to survive(maybe)!
>TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!
MARGARITA MONDAY INDEPENDENCE DAY EDITION
2AM EST