People with index controllers think they're the sneakiest because when they take the controller off the sensors still move the fingers around a little bit and NOBODY expect a index controller user to just drop it nonchalantly, so they're the ones to really look out for for fapping in meetups you're just a fucking blind retard who spams WHOLESOME in the thread if you haven't seen this behavoir
[spoiler]Or maybe you're ugly and haven't been put in a situation to catch awkward spontaneous fappers[/spoiler]