>>379532280
DEAR MISTER, I'M TOO FAT TO FINISH OUR FLAGSHIP HEADSET
THIS'LL BE THE LAST TIME YOU'LL EVER HEAR ME EXCLAIM
IT'S BEEN 3 YEARS AND STILL NO CLOSURE?
I'M NOT GONNA BE COOL.
I KNOW YOU'VE HAD PLENTY OF TIME.
RIFT AND VIVE BOTH HAD A SEQUEL.
SO THIS IS MY HATEMAIL I'M SENDING YOU
I HOPE YOU READ IT
I'M PLAYIN VRC RIGHT NOW
MODDING ON A PUB SERVER.
HEY GABE, I JUST TURNED ON MY EARRAPE
YA DARE ME TO SCREAM?
YOU KNOW THAT SONG IN THE FRAG VIDS
'AND THE FLOOR AND THE BODIES'
I THINK ITS BY SOME BAND WHOSE NAME
IS ABOUT SOME POOLS AND SOME DROWNING?
AND THE VID WAS GOOD, SO YOU WATCH IT ALL
BUT THE SONG KINDA LEAVES YOU FROWNING
THAT'S KINDA HOW THIS IS
BECAUSE I THOUGHT SOMETHING HAD TO GIVE
NOW IT'S TOO LATE
I'VE PLAYED A THOUSAND HOURS NOW, IM DROWSY
AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LOUSY LETTER OR A MAIL
I HOPE YOU KNOW
I TOLD EVERYONE YOU'RE SO FAT YOU BREAK THE SCALE
I LOVED YOU GABE, WE COULD'VE GAMED TOGETHER
THINK ABOUT IT, YOU RUINED IT NOW
I HOPE YOU CAN'T SLEEP AND YOU DREAM ABOUT IT
AND WHEN YOU DREAM, I HOPE YOU CAN'T SLEEP
AND YOU SCREAM ABOUT IT
I HOPE YOUR CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU
AND YOU NEVER FINISH DEX 2
SEE GABE, "SHUT UP BITCH,
I'M TRYING TO TALK"
HEY GABE, THAT'S SOME NEWBIE SCREAMIN IN THE PUG
BUT I DIDN'T TAKE MY TIME, I JUST CRASHED HIS ASS
SEE I AIN'T LIKE YOU
'CAUSE IF I DO SOMETHING I DO IT QUICK
LIKE YOU DID WITH DEX & ALYX
WELL, I GOTTA GO
I'M BOUT TO CRASH THIS KID NOW
OH SHIT! I'M BANNED!
HOW THE FUCK DID THE ADMIN FIND OUT?