Guys, can you just stop using the word coomer? Like just remove it from your vocabulary. I know you're like, teenagers or some shit, and you don't understand how easy you are to influence, and you're really used to just picking up internet lingo, but just this once can you replace the word with something else? Jizz addict, incel, loser, something.

I get that it's supposed to be like, zoomer, boomer, doomer, coomer, right, it fits into that whole meme paradigm, but I really just can't stand that we've somehow replaced the word "cum" with "coom" in the span of like a month and a half. It sounds like a baby's saying it, really fucking throws me. There was a perfectly good word for it, you don't have to just, like, change the word and make it sound all weird and gross.

Again, I know it's hard for you because you're just kids, but PLEASE try to have just a little bit of restraint. Right? Like restraint is supposed to be the idea, "coomers" have no restraint, so you're making fun of them. So practice what you preach and show a little restraint for yourself, okay?