So got online, met up with somefriends when a new one showed up. Turns out he's a 13yr old dutch boy. So we all hang out when girl avatar shows up fully naked. 
So I'm like, close your eyes dude, naked boobies are not for you yet.
Turns out it's actually a chick and his online girlfriend for erping or something. (gerpfriend?) So they go around the level fucking about, spraying mayonaise on eachother, she riding random thing claiming to be brave. 
Turns out she's 14.

And its now like 1am or something, and these fucking kids are still fucking around. I cut her off and noped out when she started going all "daddy" on me.

What kinda shitty parents do these zoomers have for them to end up like this.