The virJ
>Poor
>Retarded
>Unemployed
>Lives in a tard house with handers
>Rarely bathes or brushes his teeth
>Only achievement in life is shitting up a 4chan thread

The Chad
>Great ob that requires high level skills 
>Full bank account
>Owns own place
>Impeccable hygiene
>Bitches love me
>Pavlov god that styled all over smelly in a legendary webm