>>296488912
If you truly want to drink but fell that it will disturb your weight then you can either drink “skinny bitch cocktail”.

1 part vodka
sparkling water
A squeeze of lime

If you wan more flavor just put barries in and mush them.

You can also do my method since I’m a /fit/ fag. I just dip a tampon in vodka and insert it into my rectum. You’ll get very drunk but with out the bad taste and calories. You can also pure it into you bum and then shit it out the next day works wonders.