Ladies(male) and gentlewomen, I will keep it short. 

Tonight, at midnight, /ourDJ/ will be playing his heart out after months of waiting. 
A whole lot of new songs, your songs and absolute classics are on the menu. 
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=DJ+Scrambled+Onion+Returns&iso=20200802T00&p1=43

We found a club to do this as we're moving away from Club Pulsar to eventually our own in the end, but take a placeholder for now. 
Join on Scrambled Onion, Spheri or anyone else who's in the instance when it's time. 
We'll see you on the dance floor.