Yeah
/vrg/ shooter
Picture Jelly, he just started VRG(TM) high
Real scrawny kid he ain't nothing but a donut loli
Wears thick HMD's and VRFace fill up his face too
Jelly is a loner, definition of local retard
So he dealin' with them cool kid event hosting anchors and discorders
Yeah they pick on him
Shove him in his containment zone the jannies ain't doing shit for him
His daddy doing worse, he gets drunk and hits on him
Takes it out on Jelly cus Jelly Mommy Yuru done split on him
His only sanctuary is his thread
Spilling out his dreams, yeah he calls it his "Shitpost"
Only thing that keeps him moving
Only thing that keeps him living
Only thing that keeps him dreaming
Lost but he's still pursuing
Shit, this is where the story turns, yeah where it gets fatal
Jelly was at /vrg/ at the invite only instance
Lost in his thread, writing in his "Shitpost"
When VRD Chads at another discord stopped and gave him cold looks
They approached him, joking, push and poked him
One kid grabbed his book, another kid kicked him
Damn, he started reading
Laughing while Jelly weeping
Jelly's heart tore when he seen them tear it to pieces
Damn, he couldn't believe it, stormed out of the /vrg/
Was running back to the discord DMS, his daddy asleep in the room
He snuck up under the bed
He grabbed the gun and filled it with lead
With all the dark thoughts filling his head
So he went back to the /vrg/ with a gun in his bag
He about to spill every ounce of fucking pain that he had
So he went into the crawboil meetup, remorse for nobody
Jelly finna kill every fucking body
/vrg/ shooter...

jelly was a little lamb
his fleece was white as cum
and everywhere that jelly went
shitposts were sure to come

he made his home in /vrg/
he thought that he could rule
when leadership he could not gain
he cried "just like highschool!"

and so their discord threw him out
but he still lingered near
and waited patiently in vr
till newfags did appear