>2x USB 3.1 sockets
>6x USB 3.0 sockets
>2x USB 2.0 sockets

>Plug Quest into 3.1 socket
>Nothing happens
>Plug Quest into 3.0 socket
>Nothing happens
>Plug Quest into 2.0 socket
>"Please try another 3.0 socket"

Man, why did I even hope this was going to fucking work?