My first foray into vr chat:

>join random rooms
>always a crowd of people just staring into a mirror like some sort of drugged out zombies
>talking about autistic shit
>decide to play a game
>join among us
>No game is underway, there is just people sitting on the floor in the lobby not even playing
>three guys surrounding some small anime girl with big tits hanging out
>all trying to get her attention
>I chad walk up into the middle of them and touch her titties
>Girl 'omg you're making me uncomfortable'
>simp 1 'hey dude, did you hear that you're making her uncomfortable back off'
>simp 2 'what is it with random dudes all trying to touch her breasts?'
>simp 3 'yeah dude, back off. Guys lets kick him from the room and report him'.
>I leave anyway
>next room
>walk up to someone that looks like a piece of pizza
>girl 'hey can you not stand so close to me this is making me feel really uncomfortable. this is creepy'

Wooooooooooooooooow