>Unpack my brand new rift S
>Install going smooth
>Get error regarding sensor tracking
>Several hours of research
>Apparently the HMD won't work with certain USB hubs and drivers, specifically mine
>Cave and buy a USB hub card for $30
>Find a random, old Reddit comment that says he got his headset to work in the same situation by installing a circa 2017 Alienware driver from Dell 
>Fuck it, why not
>It fucking worked