>>339921998
>be me, poor questfag
>e-fucking my beautiful maid wife in CM3D5
>about to climax
>waifu turns around and stares into my eyes
>"A-anon, I-I-I'm... c-c-cuhRAVING A DELICIOUS COCA-COLA™! Now with REAL SUGAR!"
>a can of coke materializes in front of my face
>"view ad for 50 seconds to continue, or BUY NOW and receive an extra 6 cans FOR FREE!"
>"anon, don't you want to make me happy...? If you just buy some Coca-Cola™ brand soft drink, well..."
>sigh
>tell alexa to purchase a 24 pack
>"Would you like to Subscribe and Save™ and receive up to 15% off on your next automatically charged purchase?"
>yes
>snap back into game
>waifu flips around 180 degrees and grabs the floating can of coke
>"a-arigato anon... it's So Delicious and Refreshing... Coke really hits the spot!™"
>feel a grip on my dick
>oh no
>she crushes the can
>VRhole clamps down on my cock with the force of a thousand hydraulic presses
>blinding pain
>thousands of miles away, Zuckerberg climaxes as an automatic trap door above his desk opens to release several thousand dollars in singles on his naked body