>find a really cool outfit I want to use
>nothing overly complex, all one piece on the torso
>sweet
>get it hooked up in blender
>check the tri count for it
>31FUCKING thousand tris
>try to decimate it
>if I decimate it even one tiny bit it immediately starts to crumble and look like shit

What the fuck. What do I do bros I really want to use this but I don't want to be pushed into very poor status and decimation is out of the question for it