My fellow Americans, I know we like to joke around here but right now I'd like to discuss something serious.

Almost 20 years ago 2,977 people were killed and more than 6,000 others were injured in the largest attack on American soil in history. In the time since then our country has begun to heal but we must be diligent and never forget the tragedy that occurred that day.

On Saturday, September 11, we cordially invite you to join us for the '9/11 Solemn Memorial Patriot Unity Dance For Freedom' as we pay our respects and party in the memory of our fallen countrymen as well as to the ideals that America was built on.

Due to the high volume we are expecting for this event and the nature of this event there will be a bouncer at the door and a very light entry requirement in order to keep non-4chan randos out. More details on this next week.

Hope to see you there. God Bless.