So my parents are kicking me out soon, but I'm just not ready to get a job yet.

This might sound strange, but can I live with one of you guys?

Some of my requirements are:
1. You must live in California or any state nearby.
2. It'd be nice if you had a free room for me, but I wouldn't mind living in the same room as you.
3. I will need to connect my computer to the internet. I have a router so we can figure something out, I think.
4. I'd prefer if you lived alone. But if you have really nice parents who wouldn't mind welcoming some guy to their family, then that would be okay too.
5. Feeding me shouldn't be a problem. I don't eat much. One meal a day should be enough for me.

Now, some things about me.
I'm a 22 year old white guy. I don't have any bad habits, I don't do drugs or anything like that. I usually take a shower twice a day, so you don't have to worry about me stinking up the place, and I'm generally a neat person. I'm a little skinny, but not really that bad looking.
I won't be able to get a job, so I obviously won't be able to repay you with much. But I can do laundry for you, and wash dishes and stuff. I can even cook a little. But I will try to learn to cook some new foods if you ask me.
I can even wear maid dresses for you if you want me to. I don't have any, but if you buy one for me, I will gladly wear it. I have long straight hair, so I won't even need a wig.
I like games, anime, visual novels, Touhou, and I like to collect cute pictures. And I pretty much like most /jp/-related things. I will bring my PC joypad with me, so we can play fighting games on PC if you want. I'm not very talkative though.

If you're interested, please send me an email as soon as possible. Tell me where you live and some basic info about yourself.

My email: furukawwa@gmail.com