>That puzzle in the [spoiler]jail[/spoiler] where you have to transport the heavy block to the other side in near dark conditions that look like absolute fucking ass on Index
They're just mocking me, right? There's no way they didn't mean to make fun of Indexlets with this game. They made extra sure you would be always aware of the thumbstick shit because the left ones are the ones that don't click forward. Controls are awful, yet Index Controllers are the only ones that work supposedly.
Rumors are they wanted to pitch this shit as HLVR to Valve. Gabe must have laughed at them and asked security to escort them out of the building, then he greenlighted Hunt Down the Freeman to rub it in their faces, and they made this shitty fucking game out of spite.