Two little booths from a private instance 
Came to The Pug one day 
Said that "for the life of me-" 
"Fix your damn geometry!" 
And blocked a TDA~! 

They took a look at a map by choobie 
And you could hear one sa~y 
"If a nonce can be a star," 
"Think how dumb the coomers are!" 
And logged out for the da~y!