>be me
>drunk in vr
>all of a sudden i fall down
>it hurts
>my ribs feel broken
>scramble to take my HMD off
>some guy in a mask is beating the shit out of me while screaming TAKE YOUR MEDS SCHIZO
>it hurts please make it stop

This is (You) in a months time. Should've stopped when you had the chance years ago. Even the buddha only takes three slaps.

Can someone post the birthdays list google doc... I wanna add myself to the list! my birthday is soon!!!! >:3