Don't you see? Half of 4chan caught wind of this because someone said a Janitor was involved. We had an academic psychologist yesterday come in here to poke us. We had various tards shit the place up with the archives. We caught the attention of the people who write for FUN! Not just to shitpost but for fun! THEY WRITE ARTICLES THEY WILL WRITE ABOUT THIS PLACE AND THEY WILL SAY "JELLY IS A CLASS-B ONLINE SPERG" AND GET GOVERNMENT FUNDS MUCH MORE FUNDS THAN YOU FOR WRITING THAT PAPER WE'LL BE LUCKY IF IT STOPS AT THAT.

Also they never made the jellypill doc, if you do I'd recommend asking around the other Generals about Jelly. He's popular after all.