>>359042210
ok let me give you a tutorial on how to copy my super rare social skills

1. whenever somebody joins on you, make sure to greet them. make this a rule for yourself. it's enough to say "hi" or "hello" or "what's up" but you can even take an extra step and ask them how they were doing lately between the last time you saw them if it was long enough, then just let them talk for a bit.

2. if you're about to leave and your friends are there, say bye to each one of them before leaving. by "friends" I don't just mean people on your friends list, I also mean people who are not on your friends list but you did something together that day. hint: this is also how you end up getting friend requests from others.

3. actually remember what people do and what people tell you. so for example if you see someone doing something more than once, remember that person probably likes doing that thing.

4. whenever you're about to go do something, take a quick look over all online people you know, and ask yourself if any of them like doing that thing you're about to do. if the answer is yes, tell them you're about to do it and ask if they want to join. accept both yes and no as an answer and then just go and do it anyway.

this is it. this is literally it. if anybody can't pull this off there's something seriously wrong with them. there are things in this world that are really "hard" and if someone says they can't pull it off I can forgive them, but if you struggle with something as basic as saying "hi" and "bye" and remembering small details about someone else, you don't deserve to be their friend.