>Get my rig on
>fiddle with trying to log in
>finally get the damn thing to accept the new privacy policy/EULA thing
>Spend 5 minutes getting a new avatar
>Body decides it needs to take a shit right now. 
>scramble to get out of the headset and make it to the bathroom
>curse my hideous failing meatsuit as it spews liquid shit from it's orifice

Can it please be the future where we can upload our minds/consciousness into android bodies/the matrix now?