>>303885837
>get horny
>decide to fuck my waifu with my indecks gaben pro mode
>"log into steam, it scans my brain for my brain chip that gaben made, knows exactly who i am what im thinking
>lets everyone know im a pedophile because i like anime girls
>have sex with miku
>im now vac banned from any E for everyone game
>take off index
>walk to the gas station since i sold my car for index and 5 pairs of back up controllers
>police are waiting
>they scan my chip
>i am now in jail
>think fuck those dumb vrchat trannies in jail
>sentence immediately raised by 20 years for bigotry


Man steam sure is based