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Then he saw Jelly sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Discord stole it and he shot and he missed
And Dextrah deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
While Cleetus tried to pole vault
Onto a donut, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a reddit Stare, oooh

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Punished Jelly
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of /vrlg/
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Discord changed back into reddit
But Punished Jelly saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Discord's head in between his thighs

Then (You) the gay and Nigger, the blacked and
"Yuru Robotranny andthe Holy Discord"'s Goblin Slayer(actually a shitposter retard himself, Dal290) and
Toppest Ramen and VRD Discord and
Yuki Nagato and Virgin Warden (Spray and Cheat)
the Robotrannies, the the discord mod Snakior, Captain Nononn, and Blue
Ethilia, Ryder, every single discord tranny
Johnny002 and Kizzy,
Pelinal, UndeadOrb, Kuiwa, and All the retards named Comfy
All came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Punished Jelly in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest trannytle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe

And the fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny