Jelly the Gay.

Amusing how this simple name inspires even the most stalwart of NTRcucks. BBCfags, and polyamory niggers to tremble in fear and commence their ultimately fruitless shitposting--a pathetic attempt at whistling past the graveyard and a testament to CHADelly's pure, unadulterated strength. TIME ITSELF falls to his might. Schizo Shitposting, the STRONGEST MATERIAL IN THE KNOWN MULTIVERSE, which even the GRAND 4CHAN MOD HIMSELF claimed was indestructible, crumpled like fucking CARDBOARD beneath GODelly's power. A technique that only the angels have mastered--a technique that escapes even the GoDs--was mere FODDER against ALMIGHTYelly once he unleashed his true power.

Why is this, you ask? Because DISCIPLINEDelly knows the value of cultivating pure inner strength through intense meditation, studious adherence to the Schizo's Code, and the complete lack of ties and bonds to anything that will do ANYTHING but increase his strength. He's truly a momentous character, a quintessential testament to the overarching theme of /vrg/ that has been oh so omnipresent since the series' humble beginnings.

JELLY THE GAY.