Provisional Pavlov World War plan:

NA = RED
EU = BLUE
SEA = try not to stack teams

Join the correct team as soon as possible. If you can't see yourself on the scoreboard while dead, press trigger to see the teleport arrow, which will show you red or blue. Yell at people who are on the wrong team. Autistically screech if(when) team sizes are uneven.

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