Stop your patter, salesman. You don't have a license to sell BFs or GFs; this is the remit of the Imperial Galactic Navy.

Come join our intergalactic efforts, every fresh recruit will be given a GF or BF, flesh-printed to their exacting specification, after a year of service. We use the best flesh-printers in the galaxy, combined with rapid growth to give them a normal upbringing over the course of just a few weeks. Recruits can expect a perfect partner with almost no need for reality calibration or anxiety management. We also offer recruits a years supply of anti-hysteria injections to moderate your partner in case print-psychosis sets in.

We take any and all, with an average life expectancy of 2 months either you'll build yourself up to being a great partner, or end your suffering in no time at all.