>been playing VR fine for months no problem, Boneworks, Beat Saber mostly
>today
>Half-Life Alyx
>immeasurable excitement
>update graphics drivers
>Oculus has an update too
>update them and reboot
>check my height setting to make sure it's set to my height and not my girlfriend's in Oculus
>set it to mine
>Boot up alyx
>oh shit the tracking is all weird one of my sensors must have moved a bit
>go to the oculus reset sensor tracking menu
>IT WON'T FUCKING WORK ON THE CONTROLLER STEP AGAIN
>it detects it and my holding the trigger just fine
>but then it said it timed out
>wtf
>check my devices
>one of my sensors got unplugged somehow
>plug it back in
>check drivers for all three to make sure theyre ok
>theyre ok
>reboot
>try sensor setup AGAIN
>says all three are USB2 even though two are plugged into USB3 and that's what it has always said before
>controller part of setup still timing out
>try playing a game i know works anyways like boneworks
>keeps losing controller tracking
>try replacing batteries
>still being a piece of shit

i seriously dont know what to do
i tried unplugging all the usb and the hdmi and replugging
i've tried turning off ALL screens in the room
i feel like i've tried everything i know and everything i could look up
it's just not working all of a sudden
and Alyx is standing there in fucking underwear teasing me like a fucking cunt like come on you know you wanna come get this
and i cant