>be j-man
>get constant threats from angry virgins on 4chan who think jacking off with vr on is sex
>dab on them endlessly
>be the inspiration for janitors to quit and leak the IRC and discord logs on ONIONSjack imageboard
>dodge pipe bombs without lifting a finger, his insane shitposting skills cause the driver to veer off course and crash before delivery
>hidden identity alter ego nobody found out doing voice actign on the side
>makes insane pedophiles on /vrg/ go insane with envy and rage
>dodge every single pipe bomb with ease
>glowies teamup with him to shit on the /vrg/ schizos
>vrchat team loves him and his mischief

Hilarious, best thread in a while. Deepest lore moment.