>Earlier today
>Deathmatching on Pavlov
>Goldeneye map comes up in the rotation
>One dude on the team is just walking around hipfiring with dual p90s
>He's keeping them locked forward at waist level
>Turns in place to aim
>Waggles his arms slightly when he walks forward
>Mic is picking up him humming the Bond theme
>Some fag with a .50 calls him a retard and tells him that he'll never hit anything like that
>"I know, but you couldn't aim down sights in Goldeneye."
>Goes on to have like the second highest killcount.

Godspeed you magnificent autist. If I'm ever on a Goldeneye map I'm gonna try the same thing.