Attention my name is Carl and I like to constantly proselytize abstract and completely subjective things to people like spirituality and morals but then when I am on the receiving end it doesn't apply to me and I pull out the Egoism card and then point out that they are indeed abstract and subjective(spooks).

I am also an armchair psychologist and like to give unqualified diagnoses to people and suggest they seek treatment for their ills but again as an Egoist when the tables are turned I call psychology a tool to oppress people and meds a way to chemically lobotomize people to stop them from speaking the truth.

I think I am more intelligent than I am because I assume other people haven't read Stirner or know what Egoism is and its my big gotcha. You can't hold me accountable if I don't actually stand for anything and just flip back and forth between supporting abstractions and saying they carry no weight when it suits me. I am the ultimate Egoist.