[spoiler]/vrg/ has ruined me. I used to have no interest in men. Now I have a crush on a priest at a nearby church I happened to run into a few weeks back.

He's around 60 years old and really cute. I started pretending I'm a Christian who's having problems with my faith because of a bad family situation (which actually is true), and started having counseling sessions where he consoles me and proceeds to hug me and talk to me with his cute daddy voice. The whole time I'm rock hard and just thinking about how much I want him to rail me.[/spoiler]