>order food
>dude calls and says he can't find my flat number
>what you mean bro it's right next to the pizza place
>pizza place?
>turns out he went to the same flat number but on the other side of the city
>because he didn't put in the neighborhood
>lowkey blames it on me
>says he'll be here in 15 when it's like 20 km away through city traffic and stop lights

What are the odds I wont have to eat cold food with snot and ballsack hair in it? I'm so hungry too...