>be vrchat dev
>have to spend all the new investors moneys on servers, vrpills infinite vacation, rons lawyers because hes a pedophile, hiring noe and aev's newest femboy boytoy erp friend and paying off the previous investors expected markup
>pretend like you're still a millionaire and sniff hookers off the nearest trannies virtual asscrack
>the tranny screeches in robotic speech with an accent you hardly recognize
>barely make out "shots"
>you are now blacking out
such is the life of a vrchat employee