>"pass out" in public meetup map
>lie completely still for about an hour
>people come and say funny things about how I'm asleep
>wave their hands in front of my face and pose next to me while I chuckle silently
>others hang around near me and chat and say interesting things thinking I'm asleep
>pretend to yawn and stretch and they all go "hey! you're awake!"
>rejoin the meetup like nothing happened