Okay so I'll drop the I'm retarded farce for one second and directly talk to my nemesis. T. I know it was you all along, you cat poster you. Out of boredom I played along your game, but I know too much about you and what you've done now and what happened around you. Now, I just pity you. I will do everything in my power to assist you.
Sincerely, your stalker, X