>It's the year 2074
>AR glasses reconnect to the internet as I'm let out of the wage cage
>My VRgf (male (female (AI))) sent me an invitation to a new 'Pepsi presents VR Zoo' map (Real zoos were banned after the EU gave animals human rights in 2058)
>Hurry home and find my monthly subscription for Amazon choice anaesthetic patches just arrived in time
>Hop onto my rented Ikea Portal bed (Single as I couldn't afford the double) then put my Meta Dive cap and patches on
>"Alexa tighten straps" as the nerve sensor straps tighten around my limbs
>Butterflies in my stomach even while my body starts feeling numb
>Meta Dive cap contacts my Neuralink optical implant as I'm greeted by the Pepsi logo
>'Special offer: 2 for $2000 on digital Pepsi'
>"What a steal and just in time, VRgf will love this"