In a retard home there lived a proteused, control freak vrfu named Jelly . Not a smelly manipulative, schizo crawboil, filled with enemas and a 290lbs smell, nor yet a seated mode, fat nigger, gay crawboil with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a Yuru-crawboil, and that means AIDS.

One day, after a troubling visit from the Dal290lbs Anon , Jelly leaves his retard home and sets out in search of three tranny (You)'s. A quest undertaken in the company of K3rn, Tupper and low poly Arrowslash.

In the search for the Dal290lbs-guarded (You)'s, Jelly surprises even himself with his Blender skills as a NEET.

During his travels, Jelly rescues a striped thigh high sock, an heirloom belonging to Anon. But when Anon refuses to try backstabbing, their friendship is over.

However, Anon is wounded at the Battle of OP wars and the two reconcile just before Jelly engages in some serious backstabbing.

Jelly accepts one of the three tranny (You)'s and returns home to his retard home a very wealthy vrfu.