Girlfriend
>Stupid
>No interests
>Can't hold a conversation
>Can't drive
>Can't saw wood
>Bad shot
>Won't dress the rabbits

Boyfriend
>Maybe not stupid
>Shares your interests
>Will talk about shit you like
>Can drive
>Can saw wood and join
>Crack shot
>Knows the trick with his knees to dress a rabbit in record time

There's really just no contest