>>322986576
That might have been me! Ordered one as soon as I saw it (29th), but thanks for looking out for me nonetheless. 
https://files.catbox.moe/nlemwu.png 
I reckon I'll have to wait a few weeks, but I hope it won't take a month or more, as some people are reporting that they've been waiting since December... 

Also semi-related but are there any attachments I should be looking into getting?
I've heard about the leather memory foam covers and a counterweight, but I could DIY the latter.