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>wake up early today, 9AM
>no later than 10 minutes after I wake up, Fedex truck arrives
>only one box, my PewDiePie chair arrived
>ask where my index is
>"oh must be on another truck, this was all I had for you"
>start putting together the chair with my blinds open so I can see the next truck arrive and sign for my package
>see a smaller Fedex truck drive by
>phone gets an E-mail saying my Index was delivered and signed
>WTF
>freak the fuck out
>sitting on hold with FedEx customer service
>walk over to neighbor to see if they got it instead
>they did, and they left it on the porch
>old boomer who lives there said he didn't want to leave the house so he was gonna have someone come bring it to me
>said the female delivery driver even asked him if he knew the name for the delivery recipient to which he said no, but she delivered it anyway

IT'S 1036 NOT 1032 YOU FUCKING RETARDED FEDEX ROASTIE CUNT