Hi, friendly reminder that I will be having breakfast at 8AM PST/11AM ET/3:30 from now. 
> What is breakfast? Why have it? Why are you tell me this?
Humans require nutrition for food. I am a human, and therefore require food. Most civilized societies permit having a meal before starting the day, which "breaks the fast" of sleeping and achieves the goal of absorbing nutrition for the day. 
> What's planned this time
I hear eggs are good, so I have bought some and stocked them in my kitchen. I may also enjoy them with some toast.