>horny
>boot up Koikatsu
>one hand on the dick and one on the controller
>akwardly jerk off trying to not drop my other controller or the paper to catch the jizz
>about to coom
>trying to reach for paper
>can't find it 
>fuckfuckfuck
>jizz all over the floor and carpet
I think I'll stick to flatscreen whenever I feel horny, VR masturbation requires a lot more work and feels more akward. Maybe when it's the size of sunglasses, wireless and handtracking without controllers I'll give it a shot again