>get a lend of friend's quest 2 to play RE4
>pirate it
>make a facebook account with a verified phone number
>create a developer account and organisation to be able to use the apk
>app doesn't work to enable dev mode. there's been some issue for days, but don't worry there's an alternative, just download yet another bit of software
>software requires bluetooth to enable dev mode which i don't have because who the fuck needs bluetooth on their desktop. tells me to go back to the app which is fucked
>decide fuck it I'm going to buy it
>use my credit card in the store in the headset
>it tells me to go to the app to finish payment
>re4 is neither in the app nor pc application's stores

What the fuck?