>go to NA meetup
>everyone talking so loud I can't hear shit
>even if I could vrchat is degrading audio quality to keep up with the amount of data being sent at once
>somehow all of the conversations naturally have a lull at the same time
>one guy completely clear as he finishes his sentence late
>"... he won't be hitting my fat cock that's for sure"
>someone appears from the crowd to say "word around the office is you've got a fat cock"
>starts stroking his face talking about how he wants to rub cocks together
>gets dangerously close to unironic