Shitpost 'em when they're up
Shitpost 'em when they're down
Shitpost 'em when they're up
Shitpost 'em when they're down
Shitpost 'em when they're up
Shitpost 'em when they're down
Shitpost 'em when they're up
Shitpost 'em all around

I make my living off the discord posts
Just give me something, something I can use
People love it when you lose
They love dirty laundry
Well, I could've been an Anchor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good; I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Shitpost 'em when they're up
Shitpost 'em when they're down
Shitpost 'em when they're up
Shitpost 'em all around

We got the donut-brained sharp-toothed bleached-blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the thread crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation?
Is the Jelly yet?
And all the trannies in the VRD discord
Got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry