Neko: It's interesting to consider, but once upon a time, a molecule of dihydrogen monoxide, also known to plebians as water, passed through a biological filtering membrane to become part of a stream of urine that exited hitler's urethra. If only one of those hydrogen atoms were to not exist, it would become hydrogen oxide, which is far more corrosive and unpleas-

Zan: Yes, but the quantum mechanics of the universe dictate that such an eventuality would be highly unlikely, and result in a vacuum energy that would reset CAT STOP CHEWING ON MY KEYBOARD [LOUD MEOWING NOISES]

Neko: Intriguing, this cat seems to have an on state where it detects, somehow, that it is hungry and begins emitting annoying s-

Cattus: IS THAT A CAT WHOA CAN I PET IT I SURE LOVE CATS I AM PETTING A KITTEN RIGHT NOW CAN YOU PLEASE DESCRIBE IN DETAIL THE BREED'S HISTORY

Jesus christ when can we talk about videogames again