Are (You) a jobless alcoholic? Or perhaps a professional salaryman alcoholic keen to drink away the pain of his soul sucking wage job and failing marriage? 

Come to Margarita Monday (on Mondays) at 10pm PST/1am EST. It's exactly what it sounds like!

>but anon, if it's at 1am that technically means it's on Tuesday *snickers and pushes up glasses with a smug expression before going back to sucking dick*
An astute observation, anon. For our timezone-challenged friends who insist on calling it Tuesday, we invite you to participate in Tequila Tuesday with us at 1am EST / 10 pm monday PST (this event runs concurrently with Margarita Monday)