>>397072042
>i really enjoy playing chess, it makes me so happy! it's the only thing that brings me joy in life, i do it every day!
>you are playing too much chess, you are now forbidden from playing chess on weekends
oh okay sir, because you have needlessly forced your will on my i will now be 30% less happy for the rest of my life, thank you for looking out for me sir, even though you don't know who i am and that i even exist, you simply made this blanket decision that affects all chess players.