Ya’ll gone (pft) make me act a Choob, (pft) up in here, (pft) up inhere!(pft)
Ya’ll gone (pft)make me post on (pft) Youtube,up in here, (pft) up in here! (pft)
Ya’ll gone make (pft) me bust a (pft) smack, up in here, (pft) up in here! (pft)
Ya’ll gone make (pft) my diaper snap, (pft) up in here, (pft) up in here! (pft)
Why should I battle a crusty old man
When you can’t even defeat a little weak Choobie-Tan?
Ya lucky this is (pft) only a beatbox (pft) battle
Cause in a real battle (pft) I'd hit you with my rattle!
Look at him, (pft) he only got one shitpost, (pft)
I got the whole Discord (pft) under my dependence, (pft)
You’re gonna beg (pft) when you seethe and cry, (pft)
As you realize (pft) Choobie has arrived
Ya’ll gone (pft) make me AHBRTT AHGHHBABEBETAEBFHGAHFHBRTHBRTTTBRTTT
Ya’ll gone (pft) make me AHBRTT ABHTETETFBEBATEABTGTEHUAHBRHTBRHT
Ya’ll gone (pft) make me AHBHEHH BHRBHBAUTBAHBAUHBRHBRTTBRTT
Ya’ll gone (pft) make me AHBRTT SSAHBEHBEBTBSSHFBETHUFDHAHDBHTBHTT
BMFAFETTYFETTYBMBM DON- DON'T STOP
BMFETTYBM DON- BMFAPFTDAH
BMFAFETTYFETTYBMBM DON- DON'T STOP BMH
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SCRATCH IT
BMFABETEHETHETETBETBEBATBEBABETBMFABETATAHETETBETGABETEBBTEABTHABHRTBHRTHEHAHBMBETTBABTBETAEBTETBHTEHABHETAHETABM
Either way, Choobie-Tan still arrives
BEEHYUHMM