>go shopping for shit to mount with 
>buy what I can based off of best guesses
>the command hooks I bought are too big to fit the shelf hangars' holes
>both the "1-1/4in" drywall screws and the "1/4in" screws, which were ostensibly what I needed based on shitloads of googling, are not big enough and will not get any leverage at all in either hole in the Lighthouses 
>movie starts in 45 minutes 
>either have to go back out and miss the movie or not have fbt tonight after waiting for it for so long
how is it even possible to be this fucking incompetent