Gather round kiddos it's story time!
SNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFF Ahhhhhhh.....
There once was a time before VR, when we had to meet up in-person to do depraved acts
*Cap popping noise, Gulp*
And we had such good times, listening to music so loud it was damaging our ears, grinding our sweaty bodies up against strangers, dancing until we couldn't stand any more
SNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF oh fuck yeah
Let me tell you, those were the days
*Falls over, paws flailing, burbling nonsense for the next three hours*