"Event Name Here (Joke Here)"
Will Be Like Prom Or Something
//[google usual prom season] Next year (check UTC to EST)

Write something about couples? And dancing. Make sure to mention DJ, they hate yotube playlists. Think of the event description.

Underline the importance of a good time, possible only in a map custom built for Lavender. Enter lavender Steam Page here. Write something about raffles, prizes and avatar giveaway we'll cancel at the last minute due to workload. If someone asks about what happened to money silence them with /mods

Something something for community to participate. Maybe write some gibberish quote like daI does, they love that shit

maybe put my crypto address in the post for donations towards the event. Gotta check if the gentil- (note to self: call them community) are ready for this.

Remember the reddit spacing and say some zany goodbye. See you this year!