>be me
>sitting in lunch room
>im king of the nerd clique
>my sperg friends discussing ritalin
>my jew friends letting his black friend use his ipad
>my hyper nerd best grades out of the whole grade friends eating lunch
>i have paper plane autism
>meet eyes with the rednecks
>rednecks think they're tough shit
>i eye down king redneck
>he eyes me back
>friends take notice
>sperg nerds and redneck john deer driving pickup truckers looking at eachother
>idea.jpeg
>take piece of paper
>write umadbro? on it
>fold into a dank plane that would make amelia airheat proud
>throw it at them
>it does a loop-de-leeop backflip and lands right infront of king redneck
>no fucking way
>the gods of the cafeteria winds smiled on us
>he actually opens it
>he reads it
>looks at us
>his im better than you smile turns into disgust
>stares us down
>gets up
>walks past us
>brings it to lunch monitor
>lunch monitor thinks hes a retard for making up such a story
>dont get in trouble
>king redneck tard seethes forever over this