>meet a cute shy anon in speeddating
>said he's been playing for years
>sullen voice, 2-4 word replies to all my questions
>said he only browses the thread, no discord (RED FLAG) 
>laboring to drag any conversation out of him
>when we start talking at the same time he halts and stays completely silent even after I signal for him to continue
>ask him what it was like when he started playing
>he lights up and goes off on a schizo rant about cliques and trannies until the timer expires
>one of the only people I didn't friend