>>369574603
>threads start to slowly die out and wither
>people are drifting into their discords
>"lo what's tis in the horizon?"
>the shitpost train brings in the fresh harvest and some beloved copypasta
>the people cheer as they start feasting on the shitposts like hungry wolves
>"man fuck the drama" they recite while wiping away the shitpost brown from their cheek
>the conductor j-man quietly winks at them
>"same time next thread"
he's not the hero we need, he's the hero we deserve

Oh would you look at the time!
>*train noises*
The conductor is now accepting tickets! ALL ABOARD THE SCHIZO EXPRESS!
It's 8AM Sharp! We're departing soon! Get your tickets and balls ready for the wild ride!
>*clip clip clip clip clip*
Ah, yes! (You) sir/madam(sir) are indeed a certified Schizo! Welcome aboard! TOOT TOOT!