Smelly Jelly
Story by Anon
Jelly looked at the smelly PC in his hands and felt horny
He walked over to the window and reflected on his circlejerk surroundings. He had always loved vaguepost-ridden /vrg/ with its pickled, precious posts. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel horny
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of June.June was a sinister NEET with hyper fat manboobs and skeleton buttcheeks.
Jelly gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a smelly, manipulative, Monster Energy Zero Ultra drinker with lanky manboobs and severely overweight buttcheeks. His friends saw him as a striped, smooth Saint. Once, he had even saved a hushed desktopper that was stuck in a drain.
But not even a smelly person who had once saved a hushed desktopper that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what June had in store today.
The snow flurried like lewding rats, making Jelly seething.
As Jelly stepped outside and June came closer, he could see the glorious glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want money," June bellowed, in a lying tone. He slammed his fist against Jelly's chest, with the force of 1158 monkeys. "I frigging hate you, Jelly ."
Jelly looked back, even more seething and still fingering the smelly PC. "June, >t. jelly," he replied.
They looked at each other with depressed feelings, like two handsome, hollow horses shitposting at a very cucked meetup, which had Anime openings music playing in the background and two transgender uncles crossdressing to the beat.
Suddenly, June lunged forward and tried to punch Jelly in the face. Quickly, Jelly grabbed the smelly PC and brought it down on June's skull.
June's hyper fat manboobs trembled and his skeleton buttcheeks wobbled. He looked coping, his body raw like a vacant, vain VR headset.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later June was dead.
Jelly went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Monster Energy Zero Ultra
END