>>417615063
If that were the case you could just do a formal without the heavy heavy "ironic" dating aspect. The emphasis on dates is so heavy that there is an "ironic" matchmaking event beforehand. 
If it were just a formal I'd like it and participate. I get several people asking me to be their date each year and I always say no.

When I think of trash, I think of grownmen catching feels and going on dates with each other.