Why is hip tracker placement such a fucking nightmare bros?

>put it on the front as "intended"
>can't go on all fours or it loses tracking
>can't bend down to headpats tinies or 50/50 chance it loses tracking

>put it on the back
>can't lay on your back or lay on my bed to relax because it's on my back

>put it on either side
>fucks up your walking because your hips are now at an uneven angle
>constantly smack into it by accident or obscure it with your arm

this sucks. I really want to just wear it on the back as it fixes most problems but I tend to lay on my bed a lot when hanging out and I don't want to lose that option